sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

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miss-bambi-tails:

I really like this

really want a booty this round to play with. sigh.

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221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what in the shit pissing fuck

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

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(via pinkhairedprufrockian)

theinglourious:

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

Your 20’s

(Source: burgrs, via myexpandingsoul)

rocknroll-hippie:

another one of the same kind haha 

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sktagg23:

Happy Easter.

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

(via worldofone)

coercionist:

So I drove by my school tonight and

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superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

- Josh Billings 

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